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Stiletto’s SISTER’S and Stripper’s

Published November 12, 2013 by tressalee
Tips for Lovers

Tips for Lovers

I’m creating a new film for women who used to are still or who are thinking about getting into the BIZ of STRIPPING…my first thoughts are DON’T, my second thoughts are be careful and listen to what I say…

First…Keep it BUSINESS… it’s never personal, although you must be a great actress and pretend it’s personal for the customer’s sake… I mean for your wallet or purse sakes.

Then NEVER and I MEAN NEVER DO DRUGS…save your the three F’S…your beautiful Figure,  Face and Finances…

I’m now fifty one danced for twemty some odd years and still rock this bod,y brain and no BOOZE…take your supplements and get lots of beauty sleep. The men will take a lot of your energy, so you must replenish, plus have time to spend with your wonderful amazing children (if any) and or family.

Keep balanced GRASSHOPPA and exercise, meditate and be grateful

Keep eating well and DANCE LOVE

TRESSALEE

please give to my FILM im making for women of the clubs

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/sister-s-tw-orkin-it-together/x/605990

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THE LOVE PROJECT…Tips for couples

Published November 19, 2012 by tressalee

Tips for Lovers

Yeah, Tips for this and that do they work?

Well, the toothpaste thingy for patching holes in your walls does work, I’ve tried it…it’s cheap and no mess!

The book “The Love Project” is  also cheap with minimal mess… and it also works. It’s so funny, I wrote a true account of a strippers life and my editor said “Hold on, this is too raunchy and true your first book should come in like a lamb” so she toned it down and took out the dirty-nasty parts and created what we now have as  our little somewhat stringent “Tip book” from a strippers point of view…Hmmm? is that possible? Yes, and now I am in the middle…I am no longer categorized in the “Fifty Shades of Grey porn category and too hard-sexy for the Bible belt arena, where I am writing this from now…

Where does a Semi-Christian-Liberal thinking retired Stripper take her book from here?…what a mess, I feel like I’m on the Isle of Mis-fit toys. I am having a book signing in Columbus Mississippi, Saturday December 8th. I know you will stomping down the doors. The local Fox Rock radio station will be broadcasting and interviewing us from Fantasyland (an adult venue, SEX-SHOP). Gotta start somewhere, even tho the book is not about Kinky Karma-Sutra positions it is a couples Love Story to help lovers understand each other and have a better quality relationship…Did I turn you off? Well, its up to you to turn on your partner, I jut give hints and practical applications, a guide for lost lovers…

Where do the lost get this book? If your in Northern Mississippi in a few Saturdays from now you can meet me (the author) and my man (the guinea pig) who will be scantily clad, teaching and promoting on the “How too’s” of coupling without homicidal acts…I didn’t say thoughts. I cannot guarantee this won’t happen. Just hope to renew and reignite passion and love for all who seek.

To Order your Love Project Tip Book   https://www.createspace.com/3878572

With Love Tressa

 

LOVE…It is a Project

Published February 3, 2012 by tressalee

Okay, here we are again in the month of LOVE I mean February (that I can never spell right). That dirty four letter word that men hate and women adore. Why is that? Men fear Love, it’s a four letter word that is synonymous with TRAP, BITCH, CASH (theirs not yours), ROPE, CHAIN oh thats five letters, alright you fill in the rest.LOVE IS LIKE A FLOWER...plastic sometimes

So how do you get him to simply adore you, to LOVE you?  Shhh not so loud he will hear you. We have to do this on the sly, it’s a bit of trickery my dears.

Oh yeah, at first its all fun and games, then somebody wants to poke someone’s eye out.

I remember the texts filled with, I want you, I need you, I cant wait to be near you…5 yrs later..I get texts from crickets…actually barely any texts let alone LOVEY texts. It’s the  “Hey did you fill out that paper I need”? text, or “I am too tired to talk, I will call you tomorrow” text… wink, wink.

LOVE is a PROJECT, a NASA TOP SECRET PROJECT. But you don’t have to work at NASA or in the government, or be a gum shoe to figure it out, just being a woman will suffice. Cuz we’re cool like that and we know how to manipulate situations, we have boobs and other awesome ammo. ;0

How do we keep those fires burning like an out of control Californian wild fire?

PRETEND! YES, that is my advice to all of my girls, ladies, women reading this. Because honestly, honesty doesn’t work. Bitching is what they hear when you open your mouth, unless you are going to put it to good use, hmm? Think about it. Yeah, singing, sing to him, he loves that.

After two years of a deep relationship talking things out never works unless you dangle your panties in front of him and he still cant hear what your saying, while drool is dangling from his mouth. Sad but true we are dealing with animals girls. I thought, not mine he is an intellect and he has a feminine side that is just like me. He was lying, guys can mimmick very well and for a time when they are in the hunt they will become your girlfriend. This is false advertisement as we clearly find out. But when time marches on and he no longer has to be a preditor because he has won his prey, we ask where did that emotional connection go? …He was faking it!

What about the REAL emotional connection like the one you get from meeting that girl in the ladies room in the two minutes while you were fixing your makeup, hair and straigtening out your panty lines. By the time you leave the bathroom you have laughed cried and told her your deepest fears about life and love, you probably exchanged numbers (you girls are weirdos, hey I’m a girl). You have just connected and made a new close friend all in the matter of 2.5 minutes. Thats a real connection try gettin that from a five year relationship with your man.

You know writers take liberties and I exaggerate for entertainment purposes. BUT agree with me that its hard to reach that part of your man’s left brain that is filled with compartments only other men can reach…so we’re fucked! Not so fast they need us and we need them no matter how we all deny it..God made this project and he is gonna see it through…damn it! Okay he left the building with ELVIS but gals, we can do this!

Back to Faking…Oh it is a built in mechanism that we can fake it. Everyone of us has and we will continue till the end of time. I mean in the relating part of the relationship too. Not just in the boudoir.

To get along with our Neanderthal (I mean Hunnie) just be nice…Yes its that simple. Okay PRETEND to be nice, its not that simple when you want to reach for that knife while his back is turned and stab him oh, at least thirteen to fourteen times in the neck. Stop yourself and think of the house payment or that kick ass new pair of $100.00 Jessica Simpson shoes you have to have. Put the knife down and smile at him your sexiest fakest smiles…he may know the difference but you know what they say Fake it till you make it!

Okay now that you have got it straight you are to be a lying, pretending, slut…we will continue our project on Monday…More tips to come

have a great weekend gals!

Your friend Tressalee

awww!

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